Dirt on my Shirt by Jeff Foxworthy, illustrated by Steve Bjorkman

From chapters.ca:
In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighbourhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humour and always affectionate, Dirt on My Shirt is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere.