From chapters.ca:Boris, Morris, Horace, and Doris are wild boars who enjoy being completely repulsive and disgusting. They proudly wear - or trample! - sashes labeled "dirty," "smelly," "bad-tempered," and "rude". Maybe you thought it would be nice to hold the door for Boris. After being poked with his tusks, you'll think again. Morris is looking a little hungry, but if you share your chips, they'll end up all over the ground. Horace is having some problems putting on his mittens, but if you assist him, some very intense snorting and farting will take place. Perhaps if you invite these filthy, stinky, ornery, loutish little beasties home, they'll behave. But then again, maybe they won't. What do you think?
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